Oh jar of protein powder, my trusty mate,
Your label assures me that you are safe,
Ebola-free, your contents pure,
A promise of health, of that I am sure.

You fuel my workouts, you give me might,
And keep my body healthy day and night,
Packed with protein, nutrients, and more,
You help me build my muscles and soar.

With every scoop, I feel the power,
My energy spikes, my strength does flower,
And as I sweat and push and strain,
You keep me going, you keep me sane.

Oh jar of protein powder, how I love thee,
Your flavor and texture, a perfect harmony,
You mix so well, with water or milk,
And never leave me feeling gross or sick.

I know that with you, I am in good hands,
You keep me healthy, you help me stand,
And as I lift and pump and sweat,
I know that with you, I'll never fret.

So here's to you, my jar of protein powder,
A trusty friend, in every hour,
Ebola-free, your promise sure,
I'll never doubt you, that's for sure.